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Funny Story – Queen’s Ass

Funny Story – Queen’s Ass

In a small roman kingdom, there ruled a old king. He married a much younger Lady from a distant town and made her the Queen of Queens. This was a major topic of discussion through out the kingdom. The king was a bit jealous and happy at the same time.

The capital had a tradition of organizing races for donkeys on bi-weekly basis. The race was quite popular in local news.

A servant of king had a healthy donkey. The servant entered his donkey in the race & coincidentally won. The local paper read: ‘SERVANT’s ASS WON’. The news spread among all the employees of the King. The old King got a bit jealous with such publicity of the servant. The King informed the servant that his new Queen wants the donkey and ordered the servant to sell it to the King.

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The servant, out of all options, gave the donkey to the queen. The local paper then published: “NEW QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN”. The King became very upset. The King compelled the Queen to sell the donkey to a farmer for… $10. Next day paper read: “NEW QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10”. The King fainted. This was too much, King ordered the queen to buy back the donkey & leave it in the jungle.

The next day Headlines: “NEW QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE”. The king died next day in a heart stroke.

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Moral of the story: The news even though literally correct, may not send the correct meaning to people. People may talk good or bad about you. Be “Happy” or “Sad”, it is upto YOU.

Funny tag lines for international companies

Funny tag lines for international companies

SAMSUNG : Have a Blast.

Just Be safe from the blast!!

Lays: Packaged air.

Good luck finding the chips!!

McDonalds: Selling same burger  with a different country name!

Well. In these countries, we sell this burger with an Indian name.

Times of India: Selling you the best advertisements.

We publish news also!!

RedBull: Overpriced Caffiene.

You will not be treated like a Bull!! Trust us.

Dangal Movie Plot

Dangal Movie Plot

Dangal starts its story in Balali, a village in Haryana, the Indian state famous for churning out top-notch wrestling talent and infamous for a parochial patriarchy that’s responsible for things like honor killings and one of the worst sex ratios in the country.

Mahavir Singh Phogat, a former national champion, who forsook wrestling due to poverty, aches for the day that he will be blessed with a son to help him realize his dream of winning India a gold medal on the international wrestling circuit. In this pursuit, and egged on by the scores of self-proclaimed eugenics experts in Balali, Mahavir and his wife conceive no less than four children — all of whom, are alas, girls.

While Mahavir is initially crestfallen, a chance encounter in which his eldest two daughters, Geeta and Babita, beat up a local troublemaker, opens his eyes up to the possibility that his daughters might be just as capable of realizing his dreams. Armed with this thought, Mahavir razes societal norms and shackles, and steadfastly begins an unrelenting training regimen that would transform his daughters into world-beaters.

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Problematically, male wrestlers aren’t the only opposition that Geeta and Babita must conquer. In an overtly orthodox society that considers girls a liability, fit only for household chores, the girls have to also overcome the leers of lecherous males and the jeers of society in general. Along the way, the girls are forced to bid adieu to typical childhood experiences like watching TV, enjoying piquant savories, and dancing at weddings, as their father strives to remove all distractions from their march towards excellence.

While initially frustrated, the girls realize the bravery of their father’s actions and buy into his vision in a poignant scene, in which their fourteen-year-old soon-to-be-married friend tells them that she’d gladly trade places to have a father who doesn’t treat her as property to be sold off as soon as possible but instead believes in her potential as a human being.

The rest of Dangal focuses on the girls’ prodigious success which sees them winning golds for India at the 2010 and 2014 Commonwealth Games, and sounding a long overdue wake-up call for India, both rural and urban, that equipped with the right support-system, our girls are every bit as capable as our boys.

Funny love story

Funny love story

Son: “Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!”

Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”

Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter”.

Father: “Oh hoo, I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.”
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The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later

Son: “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!”

Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”

Son: “It’s Angela, the other neighbor’s daughter.”

Father: “Oh ho, I wish you hadn’t said that. Angela is also your sister.”

This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: “Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!”

The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
“My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!
The Son  Fainted…